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Good Deli Joke for Tax Time

Moshe, the owner of a small Kosher New York deli, was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return.
The following joke comes courtesy of Mark Schachner from Brooklyn’s Mill Basin Kosher Deli:

Moshe, the owner of a small Kosher New York deli, was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return.
He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.
‘Why don’t you people leave me alone?’ the deli owner said.

‘I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year.

And you want to know how I made $80,000?’
‘It’s not your income that bothers us,’ the agent said.
‘It’s these travel deductions. You listed ten trips to Israel for you and your wife.’
‘Oh, that?’ the owner said smiling. ‘Well… We also deliver.’

2 Responses to “Good Deli Joke for Tax Time”

  1. Aryahi Roy Says:

    I am constantly looking online for ideas that can aid me. Thanks!

  2. Devan Rampersaud Says:

    Kindest Personal Regards,

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