The Universal World Records Are IN!
Almost four weeks after the killer launch party at Ben’s, the records from the Universal Record Database are verified and posted.
Here we go:
Lindsey Weber repeated the phrase “I’ll have whats she’s having” 22 times in 30 seconds.
Mark Lamster complained to a deli waiter eight times in 30 seconds. He delivered 12 complaints but the last four were not within the designated time. My personal favorite is “Gilad Shalit is having a better night than me.” So tasteless, yet so masterful.
Finally there’s “David Sax pulled a line of sausage 162 links long out of a sausage box.” That’s not the name of the record, and I should remind everyone that the deli owners pulled the sausage out.
If you want to try to beat any of these records, make sure you document your attempt and upload it to the Universal Record Database at urdb.org






