The Jelvis Deli Tour
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That’s right, Jelvis. As in the Jewish Elvis.
Aka Will Morgan, but please call him Jelvis.
The New York entertainer has just completed his deli tour last weekend, stopping at delis all over Manhattan and raising money for the Jewish hunger fighting charity Mazon.
Sounds like one hunka hunka burnin’ kishka to me
Don’t forget his other songs like “In the Shtetl”:
On a cold and grey Warsaw morn,
Another little cheder boy is born
In the Shtetl
And “Suspicious Brine”
What smells so wrong with these pickles
It’s suspicious brine (suspicious briiiine)
We should pour it out
This suspicious briiiine
And finally, “Steam Me Tender”
Steam me tender
Steam me true
Like a brisket should.
Slice me thin
For the Jews
On a block of wood.
Thank you, thank you. Jelvis has left the building.
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